[ Iris will never, ever let him know how long she hesitated and fiddled with a short text. The first problem she ran into was how to get around her absolute gut-deep refusal to call anybody sir without being rude.]
Lord Dracula,
[ That's all right. That's just his title. ]
We should meet. Would you prefer my place, yours or the Lounge?
- Iris Wildthyme
Lord Dracula,
[ That's all right. That's just his title. ]
We should meet. Would you prefer my place, yours or the Lounge?
- Iris Wildthyme
Checking in. Did you have a run-in with Father Anderson recently involving a pipe?
Mind if I use your lab tonight? I have everything I need and I need to focus.
Don't think I didn't notice those tunes the last time, though. You'll have to explain those.
Don't think I didn't notice those tunes the last time, though. You'll have to explain those.
If he thinks about anything to do with his father, he agonizes over decisions, freezes, acts impulsively. But if he's distracted, there's just enough change to see the father he was always on easy, affectionate terms with, even in the worst years for teenage awkwardness, and react accordingly. Which is why, in quest of supplies, it's the most natural choice in the world to let himself into Dracula's cabin, wander over to the supply cabinets, and help himself, thinking only when he's found at least some of what he was after to glance over and see what his father's up to.
Ah. Well, he's going to make conversation anyway. "If I'm diluting hydrochloric down a bit, do you have any use for a five percent solution, or should I just make enough for me?"
Ah. Well, he's going to make conversation anyway. "If I'm diluting hydrochloric down a bit, do you have any use for a five percent solution, or should I just make enough for me?"
You must be the father of Alucard.
My name is Zagreus. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
My name is Zagreus. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
[ Zack is honestly baffled when the announcement goes up. Why would the Admiral pair him with someone he doesn’t even know?
He stares at the file for a little bit but doesn’t open it. Instead, he reaches out to the person he’s been paired with. ]
Hi… Mr. Tepes? I’m Zack, and I’ve, uh…been paired with you as your Warden.
If there’s a time or place you’d prefer to meet and talk, let me know. My schedule’s pretty flexible.
He stares at the file for a little bit but doesn’t open it. Instead, he reaches out to the person he’s been paired with. ]
Hi… Mr. Tepes? I’m Zack, and I’ve, uh…been paired with you as your Warden.
If there’s a time or place you’d prefer to meet and talk, let me know. My schedule’s pretty flexible.
…if the fucking Admiral lost him, I swear-
Hey, Dracula, are you there? You’re off my item, are you okay??
Hey, Dracula, are you there? You’re off my item, are you okay??
Edited 2021-11-19 20:43 (UTC)
Good evening, Dracula.
When you have a moment, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.
When you have a moment, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.
Hi! My name is Misty Quigley; I hear you're a magician?
Hey.
Is there some kind of healing magic or science that fixes lost teeth?
Is there some kind of healing magic or science that fixes lost teeth?
Yoo-hoo, Dracula? If you could make a quick little hop over to the infirmary, we've got someone who just got stabbed and need a little magical mojo.
Edited 2022-05-13 23:31 (UTC)
Oy.
Where the fuck are you, you great, shitty vampire? No one's seen you.
Where the fuck are you, you great, shitty vampire? No one's seen you.
[Gonou pauses in the doorway of the infirmary, looking around. It seems none of the beds are currently occupied, which assuages a touch of guilt he'd been feeling about interrupting a doctor at work; the rest of his feelings are complex for different reasons entirely.
For one, because he's still deciding how he feels about the idea of vampires.]
Excuse me! Ah -- [the urge to say Doctor Dracula is intense, but he also doesn't know if Dracula is a given name or surname, and he feels as though the wrong choice could easily make him ridiculous.]
Is Dracula here?
For one, because he's still deciding how he feels about the idea of vampires.]
Excuse me! Ah -- [the urge to say Doctor Dracula is intense, but he also doesn't know if Dracula is a given name or surname, and he feels as though the wrong choice could easily make him ridiculous.]
Is Dracula here?
Good day, Mr. Dracula!
[A flourish of his hands as he excitedly greets the man.]
I hope this doesn't come as a bother. You see, I thought I might get to better know my fellow co-workers, and I must say I am simply astounded by the mastery of magic you've shown.
I was wondering if, perhaps, you could indulge my curiosity on it sometime— perhaps over a friendly meal?
[A flourish of his hands as he excitedly greets the man.]
I hope this doesn't come as a bother. You see, I thought I might get to better know my fellow co-workers, and I must say I am simply astounded by the mastery of magic you've shown.
I was wondering if, perhaps, you could indulge my curiosity on it sometime— perhaps over a friendly meal?
Edited 2022-06-05 00:37 (UTC)
Hunter keeps thinking about it for a few days, until his next lesson with Dracula. It's not that he doesn't want to bring it up, it's just that he's not sure how because it's just a weird Titan-damned thing to ask for.
It's not a true distraction from his work, just a niggling thought that won't go away, until it comes out in a somewhat abrupt burst of nervous resolve.
"Dracula- sir. I... wanted to ask about getting a new spell on my staff. If- if that's alright."
It's not a true distraction from his work, just a niggling thought that won't go away, until it comes out in a somewhat abrupt burst of nervous resolve.
"Dracula- sir. I... wanted to ask about getting a new spell on my staff. If- if that's alright."
Edited 2022-06-27 07:35 (UTC)
You have to be low on infirmary workers now, Dracula.
[Some time after this stupidity, after Kikimora has a chance to clean herself and the tooth up, a package arrives in front of Dracula's doorstep. Like a cat leaving a dead bird at the door of its human, Kiki has packaged Daniel's tooth in a box she's made in the art room, tied with a ribbon and alongside a note;
Esteemed Warden-Lord Dracula,
Please accept this humble offering as a token of my appreciation. I hope you take this as a sign of a long and fruitful relationship to come.
Yours,
Kikimora of the Boiling Isles]
Esteemed Warden-Lord Dracula,
Please accept this humble offering as a token of my appreciation. I hope you take this as a sign of a long and fruitful relationship to come.
Yours,
Kikimora of the Boiling Isles]
~last full week of July (lmk if this doesn't work)
[Unfortunately, before Jamil has a chance to do any sort of follow-up, there are the creepy and concerning radio-related incidents, and then several things go very, very wrong. Jamil does send a message sometime in the middle of the month, just to make it clear he hadn't forgotten. It was short, sweet, to-the-point.
Finally, he was due a check-up, because Overblot - even the start of one - is very dangerous stuff. While Jamil doesn't have access to his magic at this point, there's still the matter of ensuring no permanent damage happened to his mind and/or body. Fortunately, it appears, there's no lasting damage.
Once said check-up is finished, he lets out a heavy breath, gives his thanks, and then...]
If things don't go to absolute hell, there's something I would like to request help with. [Something very serious, judging by his tone and expression.] I wish to find a way to channel blot into something other than myself, once a large amount has accumulated. Not only for myself, but for Azul, as well as anyone who'd be at risk of injury or worse, in the event one of us loses control again.
Finally, he was due a check-up, because Overblot - even the start of one - is very dangerous stuff. While Jamil doesn't have access to his magic at this point, there's still the matter of ensuring no permanent damage happened to his mind and/or body. Fortunately, it appears, there's no lasting damage.
Once said check-up is finished, he lets out a heavy breath, gives his thanks, and then...]
If things don't go to absolute hell, there's something I would like to request help with. [Something very serious, judging by his tone and expression.] I wish to find a way to channel blot into something other than myself, once a large amount has accumulated. Not only for myself, but for Azul, as well as anyone who'd be at risk of injury or worse, in the event one of us loses control again.
I've got an issue with my arm that a real doctor should probably take a look at.
I know you've been busy as hell. Do you have time? It might be complicated.
I know you've been busy as hell. Do you have time? It might be complicated.
[He waits until he's properly recovered to finally message Dracula.]
I have something that would be safest in your possession, and I believe it's best we transfer it to you, ASAP.
This is something I'd rather explain in person, as it's connected to the matter I discussed before everyone was separated.
Azul's the person it originally belongs to, so I will leave the act of handing it over to him.
I have something that would be safest in your possession, and I believe it's best we transfer it to you, ASAP.
This is something I'd rather explain in person, as it's connected to the matter I discussed before everyone was separated.
Azul's the person it originally belongs to, so I will leave the act of handing it over to him.


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